5/8/12

Hey baby, how YOU doin’?!

A few weeks ago I posted about the boys you’d meet in college, and I got tons of emails agreeing with me and reminding me that pretty much every girl is better than the stereotypical college jerk. So then I started thinking about it, and how these guys could possible get the girl every time because they have lines. Cheesy, horrible lines. So I’m calling out the lines. (Not that my life is constantly getting hit on, but I’ve heard a few.)
1. “What’s your major? (Pysch) So, is this where you psychoanalyze how attracted I am to you?”
2. “Why don’t you let me come inspect your roof. And you.”
3. “Are you an archeologist or do you just like dirt?”
4. “I don’t use lines, I can’t sweet talk. I just want to be a girl’s prince charming, and love her so deeply it hurts. Nicholas Sparks is my favorite author”
5. “You look lost, want me to show you where my dorm is?”
6. “On a scale of one to America, how free are you this weekend?”
7. “I know you. (Oh, uh hi) Just kidding, I don’t, but it got you to talk to me”

Does anyone else have horrible or cheesy lines to share? I can’t be the only one who gets them. And obviously, my writers block finally left.

2 comments:

Lissa @ The Looking Glass said...

girlfrannn, i got that psych one so many times! i was a psych major and now am pursuing my masters in school/comm counseling. ha that made me smile!!

super cute blog! found you through adventures of newlyweds! xoxo

Sweet Tea In Sicily said...

Bahaha... I totally had a guy convince me that he "knew me from somewhere" to get me to talk to him... Weeks later I found out it was his "favorite pickup line " boo!